Staff

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Chris “Weegee” Zähller

Photojournalist
Chris studied fine art at the University of Oklahoma during the parachute pants and Studio 54 era. A notorious paparazzo, he’s often seen shoving his camera in visiting dignitaries’ mugs, without so much as a “Pardon me!”
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Chris “Barkeep” Zähller

Mixologist
Chris’s 1st tipple was communion wine. We’re not sure what his duties are; something to do with mixing vesper cocktails “shaken until ice cold,” concocting new recipes for grenadine, and putting up batches of pimento dram. Nevertheless, he makes for a relaxed atmosphere in our offices.

Chris “Hack” Zähller

Staff Writer
As editor of his high school newspaper, Chris had the distinction of putting all 9 issues to bed late. His hobbies include writing sestinas about impresario Peter Meaden and making editors cry.